Hi I'm Winnie .
I'm Winnie & this is all I can really do...


For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.


my internet connection has touched places of my heart that no man has yet discovered

Reblogged from karlsparxxx, Posted by tastefullyoffensive.


If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other



I much prefer natural girls. girls who dont wear make up. whose diet consists mostly of soil and mulch. maybe they have an elk as a steed. still use primitive flint based weapons. never seen a lighter before.



*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*

Reblogged from slutsneverdie, Posted by unejeunedemoiselle.


my uncle has 2 children named sam and ella and like 3 years after ella was born someone confronted my uncle about how whenever he was discussing his children it sounded like he was talking about salmonella and then he punched a wall 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

Reblogged from jachristian, Posted by klefable.
Reblogged from jachristian, Posted by weltschmerz.

 bitch would u shut up nd enjoy ur life??